About ninety-three miles off of the coast of Brazil, lies an island full of mystery and wonder. This jungle filled place, surrounded by pristinely, clear waters is uninhabited by human beings and remains one of the world's most natural, untouched places. Doesn't it sound like a place that you would love to go to? To explore? To relish in.

Considering this place is called Snake Island, and is actually crawling with venomous vipers that would melt your skin off of your body with a single bite? Our answer is a big, old no. We do not want to ever come near Snake Island. In fact, looking at these pictures is almost too much for us.

Snake Island is the stuff that nightmares are made of. How does a place like this even exist?

20 Snakes Anyone?

This is something you might expect to see in a Quentin Tarantino movie, not on your tropical vacation getaway. Unless you are some kind of sadist or the future Steve Erwin, this is the kind of scene that you are going to avoid at all costs. Thanks, but no thanks, Snake Island.

19 And We're Walking Away Slowly

The chances of you running into a snake this like this, face to face, is really, really high. Here on Snake Island, there are anywhere between one and five snakes per square meters. You literally can not take a step without running into one, which is why we are okay with never, ever going there.

18 The Gangs All Here!

Oh, have mercy. These Snake Island residents look like they are ready to party, and by party, we mean bite your face and watch your flesh fall off of your bones within two minutes. One snake makes us wet our pants, an entire gang of snakes ready to strike? Bye.

17 Well He Looks Like He Is Enjoying His Island Vacation

On rare occasions, specialists and scientists take off to do research on Snake Island. Lucky them. They get to put on their special safety suits, kiss their families goodbye, and hope that they make it back to the mainland in one piece. This guy looks super thrilled about his time on Snake Island. We bet he is really rethinking that desk job back at the office now.

16 Dude! Get Back On Your Raft!

This is the kind of person that we just don't get. Even with an ENTIRE NAVY and about a million snakes telling you to stay about one hundred miles away from this place, you are going to go it alone and conquer the reptilian beasts that lurk around those rocks. Get back on your boat and get out of there.

15 Just A Couple Reptiles Scaring The Pants Off Of Us

Snakes are not the only inhabitants that lurk around Snake Island. Other reptiles, like this Iguana, live on the island as well. After reading that some of the most venomous snakes on the planet live on Snake Island, we will take an Iguana over a snake any day of the week. Give us all the Iguanas.

14 Cliffs Plus Snakes Equals A Big Nope For Us

This mysterious space off of the coast of Brazil would be a fantastic place to explore and climb around if it were not so darn deadly. Just look at that view! If you could only manage to crawl up there and catch some scenes without having your flesh melted off by a snake bite.

13 Where Venomous Snakes Are Your Only Companions

There are no people living on Snake Island, and tourism isn't allowed either. The Brazilian Navy has prohibited any people from sailing to Snake Island because of the high snakebite rate. This island is the home of a unique species of pit viper, The Golden Lancehead, and that is one snake that you never want to run into. This demon is responsible for 90 percent of Brazilian snakebite-related fatalities.

12 Yeah, Not The Sandy Beaches We Were Hoping For

Brazil is a country that is full of beauty and beaches. Snake Island is only ninety-three miles off of the coast of San Paulo, Brazil. While it appears to be a beautiful place to lie on the beach and soak up the sun, the fact that it is crawling with deadly snakes tells us otherwise. Looks are certainly deceiving.

11 We Know Exactly What We Are About To Step On

There are probably people out there who think that the Brazilian Navy is full of malarky, and Snake Island probably isn't as precarious a place as everyone makes it out to be. Maybe they want to try and get a local to boat them out to the island for some adventure. Considering this island has the highest concentration of snakes in the entire world, they should rethink their dreams of becoming the next Bear Grylls.

10 The Waters Are Crawling With Danger

As if a snake within every three feet of you or standing beside a reptile that could end your life withing seconds isn't bad enough, the waters off of Snake Island aren't going to cut it either. As clear and crisp as they appear, they are not much better in terms of infestation. Just stay away from the whole darn death-rock.

9 The Trees Are No Safer

Guess who loves trees? Snakes. That's who. The ground will almost guarantee you a bite that could put your lights out, but the treetops wouldn't offer you anything in terms of safety. There is no place on this island where a snake won't find you. It really is the stuff that nightmares are made of.

8 It's Like A Terrifying Game Of Where's Waldo...With Snakes

Snakes are really good at camouflaging themselves to blend in with the environment, and the Snake Island reptiles are champion camouflagers. Take the fact that they can make themselves look like sticks, rocks, and trees, and combine that with the fact that there are a zillion snakes on the small island, and tell us that this isn't the worst place on Earth.

7 It's Home To The Golden Lancehead

Ilha da Queimada Grande, aka Snake Island, aka the most wretched place on Earth, is home to the Golden Lancehead. This guy is one of the most venomous snakes on the whole planet. Its venom is three to five times stronger than the venom of any snake on the mainland.

6 Stick, Or Snake? You Won't Know Until It's Too Late

Listen. There is no way anyone is prancing through this snake-swarming mess without encountering a few slithering fellows. You could be stepping on a harmless stick, or crushing an angry, venomous beast. No hospitals nearby, folks. You'll be a goner before you get back to your boat.

5 Ummmmm, Looks Inviting

Oh please, can we please enter this dark, dangerous tropical forest full of snakes that will haunt your dreams and possibly end life? Is it just us, or do most horror movies start with a scene exactly like this? Why would anyone ever want to go here? Don't even say because of science. Not even science gets to claim this place.

4 Pretty Desolate

Even before you realize that Snake Island is probably going to be the end of you, it looks relatively uninviting and desolate. It seems like something that pirates would make camp on and wait for unaware travelers to stumble upon. Good news: no pirates. Bad news, lots and lots of fearsome snakes.

3 We Prefer A Cocktail In Hand, Not Snakes, When On Vacation

In our opinion, vacation is all about sun, fun, and cold cocktails in hand. That is the exact opposite of what Snake Island offers: which is handfuls of snakes, life-claiming bites, and no help within one hundred miles. This place is the opposite of what vacation should be.

2 We Can Not Unsee This

If this is your jam, then please, go ahead and illegally head on over to a place where snakes cover the ground like gravel. Just seeing this picture and knowing that this is an actual place on Earth makes us want to lock our doors, crawl under our blankets, and never, ever come out.

1 Stay Forbidden. Please

We don't care how special, unique, and uninhabited this place is. Snake Island, you can keep your mystique and your venomous snakes. Stay forbidden and stay way out there in the middle of the ocean. We want no part of you. A land full of snakes? All the nopes, Snake Island.

Resources: buzzfeed.com, atlasobscura.com