If you're reading this, you either love Dan Bilzerian or you absolutely hate him. There's no middle ground, short of living under a rock and not knowing who this controversial multi-millionaire poker player is.
Although he was born into immense wealth, Dan made a ton of money thanks to his many business endeavors. Due to his heavy wallet and jacked figure, a ton of gorgeous young women have flocked to his side. And he has no problem flaunting these shallow encounters to his 29 million followers... who absolutely eat it up!
Like any self-respecting ladies' man with an impressive bank account, Dan has a private jet to ferry his girls around the world. And this plane is often the location of some of his most questionable activities.
Without further ado, here are 20 photos of Dan Bilzerian and his private jet that we can't unsee.
20 Dan Bilzerian Clearly Gets Modesty Lessons From The Kardashians
Here's Dan standing beside his white Rolls Royce Ghost, which, according to The Daily News, is valued at $250,000. Next to this outrageously ostentatious car is his jeep and, of course, his private plane itself. This is one of the ridiculous pictures that Dan posted on his social media, proving that he's received modesty advice from The Kardashians.
19 His Expensive Toys Blow His Mind
There's no shortage of photos of Dan with all of his expensive toys. He seems to feel like he has value due to having them. While this is sad to anyone with any shred of dignity, we can appreciate the toys themselves. Next to his now-iconic private jet is his Bentley Flying Spur, which has a base price of $208,725.
18 It's Like His Plane Comes Complete With In-Flight Models
Dan's planes and cars wouldn't be half as awesome without the copious amounts of models and "actors" who enjoy them. Of course, we mean the unrealistically attractive women who... well... are only unrealistically attractive. That's the main reason why Dan wants them around. He makes that unbearably clear on his Gram and whenever he speaks to the press.
17 Dan Is Happy To Use His Plane As A Marketing Tool
So, his private plane itself is a Gulfstream G-IV which is valued at $6 million. This brand was built from 1985 until 2003. The newest version of the plane is around $35 million. But according to Private Plane Fan, Dan paid $6 million for it in 2014. The plane is branded with his Ignite logo so that anyone who sees it can be reminded of his products.
16 He's Still A Big Kid And That's Kinda The Problem
Dan Bilzerian is a big kid and that's precisely why he comes across as supremely obnoxious. This is something he 's "struggled" with all of his life. He failed to graduate high school, sent to military school but was expelled from that... Then he went on to be a professional poker player, made a ton more dough... Now he eats pepperoni pizzas on his private jet.
15 Being Matchy-Matchy Is Part Of The Fun Of Being Extremely Wealthy
Of course, Dan's had to have some intelligence to build a successful business and play professional poker. But he definitely enjoys acting like a complete idiot. Still, the women love him, as does his little cat (we assume). So, that's probably why all three of them dressed up the same while flying to God knows where.
14 Even With His Money, Dan Can't Buy Class
Some of his fans respect him for his lavish lifestyle, but he'd probably win over even more if he showed a bit of class doing it. There's nothing "cool" about Dan Bilzerian. The best you can say is "awesome." And flying on a private jet with a bunch of women is awesome... But it's simultaneously a bit desperate. Especially when flaunted.
13 Using A Woman As A Coffee Table Probably Doesn't Go Over Well Outside His Fanbase
Dan definitely can't say that he doesn't see women as objects. After all, this is him literally using a woman as an object. A coffee table to be precise. But Dan seems to love it. As do all the sycophantic followers who wish they could have an ounce of his life.
12 Always Practicing His Profession
Dan Bilzerian seems to authentically love what he does for a living. But how could he not? For those who like poker, there'd be nothing more awesome than to be good enough to play professionally. But even Dan knows that one has to keep practicing to stay good at the professional level.
11 The Girls Help Dan With All Of His Toys
Is it just us, or do those outfits look particularly hindering for helping someone with their bags? But this is what's require of the girls who want to hang around Dan Bilzerian. They have to be of service and they have to be dressed a certain way. Here we see two of them helping Dan prepare to jet away into the night.
10 The Interior Of Dan's Plane Is His Cat's Playground
If Dan's beloved cat, Smushball, wants to claw up the leather interior of his private jet, he can always pay for it to be redone. Many owners of a private jet like this would be fearful of ruining such a nicely finished interior. But Dan doesn't care. He bought that flying gas guzzler because he wanted to have a blast.
9 Any Man Who Flies With Him Gets The First-Class Treatment
There are notoriously few men who fly with Dan Bilzerian, even when he has a plane full of people. He firmly believes that women should outnumber the men. Well, if those women are straight 10's anyway. Yep, Dan's the type of guy who rates women like that...
8 Learning His Lavish Lifestyle From His Dad
These photos make look like the product of a newly wealthy man, but Dan Bilzerian came from wealth. He grew up in a 44,000 sq ft house in Tampa that was equipped with a basketball court, three pool tables, a pool with a slide, and even a batting cage. Pretty ostentatious, right? Well, clearly Dan blew his father's fortune out of the water by miles.
7 A Private Jet Is A First-Class Way To Win Over Women
Dan has been linked to many different women. Lately, it's been model Desiree Schlotz, according to The Daily Mail. Before that, it's been other models like Sofia Beverly, who's pictured here in purple. But most of the time it's about twenty different women at once... literally. This plane has seen more young women than Leonardo Dicaprio's yacht.
6 Definitely Not A Candid Photo
Dan wanted us to see that he's the type of guy who takes his mountain bike on his private plane the same would someone like us would strap it to our car. The fact that Dan's wearing flip-flops add to his cool AF image. And we're sure his 29 million followers, most of whom are guys who want to be him, think he looks super awesome.
5 Dan's A Gentle Giant... Except Actually Not At All
Being close to his cat, Smoshball, definitely gives off the appearance that Dan is a gentle giant. A big muscly athlete who has a big soft heart... But according to The Daily Mail, this is far from the truth. After all, this "King of Instagram" has been arrested numerous times for physical violence against women.
4 Just Having A Good Ole Chat
While he could hold his own speaking to Joe Rogan on his famous podcast, Dan Bilzerian isn't exactly known for being the king of conversation. Therefore, we can't imagine what he and this beautiful woman were talking about as they were flown through the night's sky. But hey, it makes for a good photo and that's all that matters.
3 His Very Own Personal First-Class
We can effectively say that this beats the rad sleeping pods in some of the most luxurious first-class flights around. After all, nothing beats the feeling of your own bed. While Dan may not have an attendant bringing him a hot towel and a bottle of champagne, we can say we're jealous of this when we have to pile into economy.
2 Boarding The Girls
It must be exciting for some of these young women to be boarded onto a private jet that could literally take them anywhere in the world. Well, they better soak it up while they can. After all, once Dan gets bored with them, or they get "too old" he's likely to dump them like a sack of potatoes... But that's the life of a multi-millionaire playboy.
1 Ready To Take You Wherever You Want... As Long As You're Hot
This is one airplane that doesn't have to follow the rules of decency. Therefore, it can almost definitely refuse to fly you if you're not a supremely good-looking woman. Oh, but you can't be classically good-looking or have much class. You need to be extra AF, eager to please the owner and wearing practically nothing. That's just the Dan Bilzerian way.
Sources: The Chive, Men's Journal, Private Jet Fane, Bro Bible